Sup HATERS, this tee is perfect for you. And me. Mostly me honestly. Being as loud and obnoxious as I am, I'm sure you're surprised to hear that I actually get a lot of hate! Blah blah blah, poor me! Moral of the story is, buy this shirt! We love a relatable queen! Is this the dumbest thing you've ever read? Because it's the dumbest thing I've ever written! Please don't unsubscribe. Maybe this is why I have haters.
shoutout to my haters
you probably have a point.