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All orders mailed to a United States address will be sent via USPS with 2-Day or 3-Day delivery. Saturday delivery is included where available.
Note: transit times may vary due to the availability of the Postal Service.

All orders placed before 6pm Eastern time Monday - Friday, will ship out the same day, unless otherwise stated. Orders placed over the weekend will ship out Monday by 5pm, unless otherwise stated.
$2 for each item +
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Currency is in USD.
We ship to all APO and FPO military addresses.
  • Super-Soft 50% Cotton / 50% Polyester
  • Double-needle bottom hem & sleeves
  • Shoulder-to-shoulder tape and seamed collar
  • Tempered and preshrunk during dyeing and manufacturing
  • Unisex fit for both men and women
Size Width (in.) Length (in.)
Small 18 28
Medium 20 29
Large 22 30
XL 24 31
2XL 26 32
Define Single Baseball Tee

HERE'S THE THING! Yes, we're single. We got that good good 01 on our backs because 1 is the loneliest numba (ha). BUT in reality all kinda have each other??

Some of you guys are the funniest people I've ever come across whether it be in the comments or if you're DRAGGING me on Twitter about garlic ya know. Friends have always been v important to me (regardless of if I'm in a relationship or whatever) because I know I won't really be dying alone if I have people!! And I like to think that we're each other's people :)

Anyway, I'm really proud of this shirt. I think it's so funny and so stupid and that's my goal always! So get one if you're single tooooo & then we can match (because I genuinely haven't taken it off in a week.)

Much love,
Funny & Stupid Ordman

$25.99 each
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